For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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