Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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