What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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