Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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