I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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