I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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