come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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