I got chris browned last night
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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