You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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