i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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