seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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