he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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