Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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