I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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