so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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