why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Vodka?
Forever.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
as a side note pls kill me
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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