Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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