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New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.

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(214): New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises. http://tfl.nu/b9dr

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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?

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(727): Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose? http://tfl.nu/qulw

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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday

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mom would be proud

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(646): We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday (1-646): mom would be proud http://tfl.nu/m6gx

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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.

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(703): The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten. http://tfl.nu/8y7f

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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year

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(704): 2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year http://tfl.nu/2ypx

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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather

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(304): You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather http://tfl.nu/giov

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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him

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(510): yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him http://tfl.nu/nlke

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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?

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(425): Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios? http://tfl.nu/2jhx

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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.

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(317): Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over. http://tfl.nu/42be

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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka

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(732): I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka http://tfl.nu/793g

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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?

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(757): Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this? http://tfl.nu/omqc

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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.

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(712): You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home. http://tfl.nu/2ggi

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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?

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(519): Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night? http://tfl.nu/8brj

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(310): View more from California

Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???

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As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.

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(310): Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs??? (818): As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle. http://tfl.nu/ze9f

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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.

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(978): Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke. http://tfl.nu/qgmx

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