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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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  SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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  She started it, but I totally finished it.

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• (212): View more from New York

  ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?

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  this is Aaron, hi

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• (407): View more from Florida

  it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Why were you not born a dude?

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  Because god wanted to level the playing field

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• (813): View more from Florida

  PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  not that i'm not about exploiting men for money

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