babies were throwing up all over the place
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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