But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Nicole vs. Life
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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