one might say we're banned from that church
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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