There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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