Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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