I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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