My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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