every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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