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(651): View more from Minnesota

if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

and i looked up. we had an audience...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...

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(510): View more from California

I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay

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(678): View more from Georgia

Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful

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