Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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