Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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