I don't think brook has ever known best
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.