Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.