is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router