So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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