Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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