He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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