I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I AM VODKA MAN
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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