do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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