I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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