omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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