whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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