if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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