So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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