Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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