Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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