the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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It's blow job season.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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