omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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