YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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