So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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