It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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