I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...