I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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