Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
My hand turned me down
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
