Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He has the fingertips of a God
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